April 2011
12 posts
3 tags
The Joker Blogs.
Joker: “So I had a dream. I’m bear hunting. At the zoo, of course, because where else would I find a bear in Gotham? So, I see a bear, pull out my gun, aim, and bam, I hit him right between the eyes. And I pull out my hunting knife and gut him right there. But then, everything changes. There are kids screaming. And that’s not a bear; it’s a man in a bear costume. But I...
Apr 1st
March 2011
29 posts
1 tag
Mar 31st
5 notes
2 tags
And I am Walking Through
Your spark of light.  It glimmers on. It shines. 
Mar 30th
1 tag
As I Whisper in your Ear,
“I want to fucking tear you apart.”
Mar 25th
Mar 22nd
16,903 notes
ಠ__ಠ
Mar 22nd
Mar 20th
26,854 notes
I'm Surrounded by Sorosititutes.
joeyjoeyjoeyjoey: kashakashakashaha: This must be what hell feels like.  S1:”Ah mah gawd, you were so drunk last night. What did you drink?” S2: “Honestly, I don’t know.” Isn’t that UNSAFE? Like, cant you get DATE-RAPED FROM THAT? Deep down, in my heart of hearts, I kind of wish they would get date-raped.  I’m an awful person.  If you’re awful I must be Satan. Satan autocapitalizes in...
Mar 18th
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I'm Surrounded by Sorosititutes.
This must be what hell feels like.  S1:”Ah mah gawd, you were so drunk last night. What did you drink?” S2: “Honestly, I don’t know.” Isn’t that UNSAFE? Like, cant you get DATE-RAPED FROM THAT? Deep down, in my heart of hearts, I kind of wish they would get date-raped.  I’m an awful person. 
Mar 18th
2 notes
1 tag
Urban Dead
Urban Dead Urban Dead URBAN DEAD. 
Mar 18th
preparetodrop asked: FMK
Babett
Corey
Burburg
Mar 17th
preparetodrop asked: Why wouldn't you need slaves?
Mar 17th
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preparetodrop asked: I am plenty brave enough to ask you a question, thank you very much.

If you were queen of the world, what celebrities would you make be your slaves?
Mar 17th
preparetodrop asked: vagina
Mar 17th
preparetodrop asked: tits
Mar 17th
preparetodrop asked: boobs
Mar 17th
And this is what you get for Pulling Pins.
Another hole inside the hole you’re in.  I’ve realized that my tumblr makes me look incredibly creepy. Shit. 
Mar 16th
3 tags
Breathe, Calm Down
Take your time. You have all the time in the world. 
Mar 16th
6 tags
On a Modest Mouse Kick.
My hell comes from inside. 
Mar 15th
I have a bag with 100 Lifestyle condoms. WHO WANTS SOME?!
Mar 15th
I've watched this for ten minutes.
Mar 14th
5 tags
She says, "Where are we going?"
He looks at her and says,”We’re going to a party…it’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party—happy birthday darling! We love you very very very very very very very very much.” Yeah, so I’ve been listening to Bright Eyes a lot lately. It’s because I’ve hung out with Jobey, really, and he was listening to them, but I always like that...
Mar 12th
2 tags
Had fun in the cemetery. 
Mar 8th
5 tags
So last night/yesterday.
That was an INTERESTING turn of events.  Friday, I spend the night at Sean Ellis’s place. He’s a guy I met on OkCupid, have been investing in a relationship with, been talking to for 4 months, etc. He’s a really sweet kid, attractive as hell, albeit a bit awkward. He’s trying to ‘find himself’, so he has to put our ‘relationship’ on hold. He also...
Mar 6th
4 tags
Sean Ellis makes me a very, VERY content person.  This weekend went well.
Mar 5th
Spell your name without an...
joey-072: slowlyweunfurl: tetepownshend-: spiderman—: thehydefro: alandavies-: x x boto d u dt Jod Dug ju d jo wgusp ______________________
Mar 3rd
7,026 notes
Quote of the day.
griffdawgg: I think it’s about time for me to go rub one out and fall asleep on an episode of like Rugrats or something.
Mar 2nd
7 tags
I Always Knew I Could Learn to Love You →
Mar 2nd
2 tags
God
You’re such a fucking failure. You had so much potential at one point, it’s ridiculous. Just look at you now.  -Sigh- Can’t save everyone. 
Mar 1st