Never Cease Scheming.

August 2011

39 posts

Aug 30, 2011617 notes

#john green #paper towns #quote

Got Hit on By a Cute Guy At the Bar.

This haircut is working wonders!

Aug 28, 20114 notes

#Or is it the weight loss? #I don't know #MEN!

Question tiem?

Aug 25, 2011

#PRETTY PLEASE?! #I NEED ATTENTION

“And the scarves that we wore when heaven froze and we swore would keep us warm but they don’t anymore. I thought for certain your body was next to mine keeping you up all those nights but my love wasn’t right.” —Fallen Angel

Aug 24, 20111 note

#Ya da da #Ya da da daaa da #Cohen and the Ghost #Co #Aleks

Because it's Monday.

Aug 22, 201121 notes

#Scrubs #Janitor #Funny Monday

Moved in.

Smells like home. 

Aug 20, 2011

#Fuck #I'm terrified.

Aug 18, 20111 note

#The Bone Beaver #Kill Audio #Evil Inks #Claudio Sanchez

Aug 16, 2011

#Babies #Fuckyeah

Up the stairs

The station where

The act becomes the art of growing up. 

Aug 16, 2011

#Brand New #Sic Transit Gloria

Life is Hard, guys

When you don’t have a job/car/social skills/in college. 

Aug 13, 2011

#HELP ME #I'M INEPT!

“Ice covered the floor of the cave, and the penguin said, slide.” —Fight Club

Aug 12, 20114 notes

#Flight Club #Chuck Palahniuk #Slide

FRAGGLE ROCK IS ON!

Aug 11, 2011

#My life is complete #Fraggle Rock

Aug 11, 201186 notes

#Reddit #Batman #Cats #Joker

Aug 9, 201168,700 notes

#scrubs

If i did santa would i get more presents?

That’s what I did and I got a FUCKTON more presents!

Aug 8, 2011

Aug 8, 20113 notes

#Blue eyes #Blue #Red #Red pillow

Who are you?

JOEY Y U ASK THINGS YOU KNOW?!

Aug 8, 2011

ASK ME QUESTIONS, PREASE!

Aug 8, 2011

#Pretty prease? #I need something to do today #BEFORE I HAVE SEX #Lolz

Do you celebrate the birthday of the condom?

Each day, erryday. 

Aug 7, 2011

If I eat my mom will she be mad at me?

Sexually, no. Actually, yes. 

Aug 7, 2011

To Answer Joey's Question!

137, I think.

EDIT: 197. 

Aug 7, 2011

#preparetodrop #Followers #MANY

Since I actually have ACTUAL Followers now!

I might have to start using that que feature thingy. 

YOU LIKE ME! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!

Aug 7, 20111 note

#Not really #I doubt you even know me #Except Jo Stern #He knows me

Seriously though

I was having sex.

AND IT FEELLLLT SO GOOD. 

Aug 7, 20113 notes

#Sex #Sexy sex sex #Sexxxx

will marry me because i cant have a gf irl they are to fed up and tampons

Depends. Do you have a million E-dollars?

Aug 7, 2011

is jose gay

Gayer than christmas. 

Aug 7, 2011

Play

Aug 6, 2011

#Band of Horses #The Funeral #Everything All The Time

Aug 5, 2011

#Sharks #Shark Week #Lol #And such

HI! i believe we have the same name?

Do we?

Edit: Why yes, yes we do. 

Aug 5, 2011

#Kashas are awesome

52total -22already had=30newbies. That’s how many followers I gained today. I call it an accomplishment. INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! 

Aug 4, 2011

#HI GAIZE!

IT'S OVER 9,000!

Aug 4, 20112 notes

#Lol #It is!

11,000 notes, JESUS!

I KNOW!

Aug 4, 2011

Hi New Followers!

When do you guys all get here?

Aug 4, 2011

#Like really? #What's going on?

when did you post that batman thing?

This morning around 11. 

Aug 4, 2011

Broke 1000 reblogs.

Success. 

Aug 4, 2011

#It's like Whose Line #The reblogs don't matter #It just makes me feel good about myself

Aug 4, 201158,699 notes

#Batman #The Dark Knight Rises #Movies

Aug 4, 201156 notes

#Batman #The Dark Knight Rises #Reddit #Bane

Hyper Lethal: myisland: Yeah apparently some kid just lost it and decided to go... → preparetodrop.tumblr.com

preparetodrop:

myisland:

Yeah apparently some kid just lost it and decided to go psycho all over my little brothers High School.

They called the cops though and all the kids got locked in their classrooms.

Dem Ipswich kids be crazy.

We had this happen my senior year of high school. Some girls (yes,…

AND I RAN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS STUPID.

Aug 2, 2011

#Fuck yeah

Aug 1, 201191,577 notes

Hi!

Hi.

Aug 1, 2011

#I'm not dead #Just a lurker